get me some sleep
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
Sitting at the harbor house tonight with some friends from high school. One says “remember that one time you drugged your grandma in order to have a party?”
bahahaha. Yes it sounds pretty messed up but I actually did do this.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
my mind is telling me no
and my budget
my budget is also telling me no
(Source: theknightofsnark)