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unfollower:

no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused

Posted 5 hours ago

get me some sleep

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bevron:

Sitting at the harbor house tonight with some friends from high school. One says “remember that one time you drugged your grandma in order to have a party?” 
bahahaha. Yes it sounds pretty messed up but I actually did do this. 

bevron:

Sitting at the harbor house tonight with some friends from high school. One says “remember that one time you drugged your grandma in order to have a party?” 

bahahaha. Yes it sounds pretty messed up but I actually did do this. 

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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my mind is telling me no

and my budget

my budget is also telling me no

(Source: theknightofsnark)